you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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