I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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