I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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