do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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