I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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