at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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