i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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