it was like eating out sand paper
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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