Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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