i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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