She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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