I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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