yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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