New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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