I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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