I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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