what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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