gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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