awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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