She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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