The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just found puke in my bra..
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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