So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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