he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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