i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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