ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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