Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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