I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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