Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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