And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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