just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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