Your tits are I can't wait for
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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