this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My life is pants optional.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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