this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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