is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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