I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I hope mine doesn't look like that
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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