Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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