Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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