do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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