Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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