i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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