Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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