just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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