I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
so that wasnt chicken after all
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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