I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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