He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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