I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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