i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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