I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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