haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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