Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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