So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This is the high leading the old right now
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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