Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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